thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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