I wannas sexs uuuuu
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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