Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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