Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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