8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
we made out on top of his cat.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
