it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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