I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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