its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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