what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
where are you?
Hypothermia
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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