Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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