Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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