"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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