Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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