Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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