you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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