Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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