SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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