Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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