dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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