Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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