I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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