Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
The dick lei will go down in squad history
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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