so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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