my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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