Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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