He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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