Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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