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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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