Just mADE A PArabola og urine
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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