normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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