You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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