im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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