remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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