17 year olds will be the death of me.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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