kristin has been a bad kristin
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
well you can't waste a boner
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
When are your genitals available?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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