wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Randomize
