yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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