R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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