...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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