So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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