I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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