Ambien. No doubt about it.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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