This is not my ceiling
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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