the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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