i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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