So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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