This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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