Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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