i think i have herpe
just one?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
