He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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