dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I love you.
Bad choice
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