are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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